More like tried-it cycle.
Are you serious, sir?
Lettin’ your just-outta-diapers son
ride his tricycle across the street one handed,
with a smart phone in the other??
You startin’ him off early, unh?
Little, independent- reckless-driver in training?
Homeboy in training wheels and I still feel unsafe!
The wheels training him how to ride a bike,
but Dad’s training him how to endanger society!